Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer Some people are naturally in tune with green. Watching them golf leaves you in awe - how do they do it? Such talent. Such grace. Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer are not for these rare creatures. Our Crappy Golf Balls are for those whom are less charismatic on the green - the kings and queens of the Sand Trap. Those whom know the soul-crushing plop of another ball landing in the pond - truly CRAPPY golfers. Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer are designed to eliminate a little frustration by not losing yet another set of brand new golf balls to the hazards around the course. They dare cut to the chase and start out in the rough, so to speak. Your crappy golfing buddy will enjoy the inner comfort of far less pressure to have even the most average golf game, because these balls lower any expectations of a great game right from the start.
Shipping & Delivery Policy
All orders from Onlinesportsmall are shipped in double boxes and come with full insurance for added protection. Items are typically shipped within 2-3 working days. Our company is based in the United States, and we use secure shipping methods. For your protection, we may contact you for additional order verification regarding the payment method.
Your product will be delivered to your doorstep, carefully packed to prevent any damage. We understand that some customers prefer discretion regarding package contents. To address this, we provide completely discreet packaging. Any product names, descriptions, sender’s names, or other identifying details are encrypted to ensure a fully discreet shipment.
Note: All orders above $250 will require a signature upon delivery.
Shipping Destinations
We currently ship within the United States.
Processing Time
Orders are processed within 1-3 business days.
Shipping Methods & Delivery Times
Domestic (U.S.): 5-8 business days.
Shipping Costs
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on the destination and shipping method. Free standard shipping is available within the U.S.
Customs, Duties, and Taxes
International orders may be subject to customs duties, taxes, or import fees, which are the responsibility of the customer. Please check with your local customs office for more details.
Order Tracking
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number via email to follow your order’s progress.
Lost or Delayed Shipments
If your package is lost or significantly delayed, please contact our support team, and we will assist you in resolving the issue.
Returns & Refunds
For details on returns and refunds, please refer to our Return Policy.
Contact Information
For any questions, feel free to contact our customer service team at:
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Email: support@onlinesportsmall.com
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Phone: +1 (832) 344-5453
Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What are Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer? A: Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer are novelty golf balls designed for those who may not excel at the game. They serve as a humorous gift, allowing golfers to play without the pressure of losing expensive balls.
- Q: What material are these golf balls made of? A: These golf balls are made from synthetic rubber or rubber, ensuring they are durable while still being a fun gag gift.
- Q: How many golf balls come in a set? A: Each set includes five golf balls, making it a perfect gag gift for a round of golf.
- Q: Are these golf balls suitable for actual play? A: While they can be used for playing, they are designed as novelty items and are intended to add humor to the game rather than enhance performance.
- Q: What makes these golf balls a good gag gift? A: These golf balls are a great gag gift because they humorously acknowledge the struggles of less skilled golfers, allowing for a light-hearted approach to the game.
- Q: Will these golf balls improve my golf game? A: No, these golf balls are designed to be funny and do not offer any improvement to a golfer's skills. They are meant to take the pressure off and add fun to the game.
- Q: Can I expect the golf balls to look exactly like the ones in the pictures? A: The golf balls included may vary from the illustrations, but they are guaranteed to be equally 'crappy' in quality.
- Q: Are these golf balls safe to use on the golf course? A: Yes, these golf balls are safe to use on the golf course, but keep in mind they are intended for fun and not serious play.
- Q: What is the shipping weight of the product? A: The shipping weight for the set of Crappy Golf Balls typically falls around one pound, making it easy to handle and ship.
- Q: How should I care for these golf balls? A: To maintain the quality of the golf balls, store them in a cool, dry place and avoid exposing them to extreme temperatures.
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